If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story…
#THATMOTHERFUCKER
#SASSYMARTIN
though if taken literally… well…
hahahaha
why would I want to get out of his shadow? it shields me from harmful uv rays.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy begins with the story of Athur Dent, a perfectly normal Englishman with a small problem. Cranes. Yellow cranes are headed directly towards his home. Apparently, the plans for the bypass have been in the works for years now. As Arthur Dent lies in the mudd before the crane in protetest he is swooped away by his best mate, Ford Perfect, and told that the world is at an end.






